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Paddys stood outside the whitehouse looking up at the flagpole looking rather confussed. seamus walks past and says 'was yer problem der paddy?' 'im tryn ta work out de height of dis er flag pole' paddy replies, so seamus whips out his hacksaw, cuts the pole down, gets his tape out, gives it a measure and tells paddy that its 100ft. paddy turns round and says ' ahh ye fookin idiot, i wanted to no the fookin height not de fookin length!'