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Genie,Sam and Paddy


Paddy and Sam are the only survivors from a horrible shipwreck, they are traveling in a row boat when Sam discovers a bottle in the ocean, Paddy rescues it from the water and pops the cork, instantly the bottle started smoking, and a genie appeared. "I may grant you one wish" the genie said to Sam. Sam thinks for a minute before he said "I wish that the ocean was made purely of the best brewed beer known to man" the genie clicks his fingers and the ocean changes is color and the genie disappears along with the bottle.
meanwhile Paddy is shaking his head at sam, and Paddy says "that's great Sam, just great, though you do realize that now we have to piss in the boat"


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