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Foreman dislikes the Irish.
Murphy, O’Shea & Mullligan go for a job on a building site, but have been told beforehand that the foreman dislikes the Irish. Murphy suggest to the other two that they give English sounding names.O’Shea goes in first to to interview foreman asks him his name,O'Shea looks out window & sees a Woolworth store.My name is F W Woolworth, get out shouts the foreman. Mulligan goes in same question he looks out window and sees a shoe shop, my name is Freeman Hardy Willis, get out shouts the foreman. Murphy is last in an exasperated foreman asks what’s your name, Murphy has good look out of window and replies Ken, thank Christ for that says foreman, Ken who?Tuckey Fried Chicken says Murphy.