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Three Irish women go to confession and all three tell the priest that they have been having bad dreams about ghosts. The priest gets mad and decides to mention it during the Mass on Sunday.
"Before we leave Mass today I want to say a few things about what I've been hearing in confession. There is no such things as ghosts, and those of you dreaming about ghosts should quit telling me about it. Now has anyone else in this church had a dream about a ghost?"
Paddy is sitting in the back row half asleep and he raises his hand.
"Paddy, now don't tell me you've been having dreams about a ghost too," asks the priest?
"Oh I'm sorry Father", says Paddy, " I thought you said goat."