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Man goes to Doctor saying he has a problem with his sex life. Doctor tells him to summarise a day in his life
He says well I wake up early have a quick screw with my wife, then have breakfast and a shag and off to work where I normally have a quick bonk with the my receptionist, go down to the typing pool for a quick play with a typist and then home to wife for a quick shag and lunch. Back to work, normally have a screw or too with a few clients and one of the partners wives then home for a quick shag before tea, then get to bed early for a proper love making session with my dearest.
Doctor (Overworked /burnt out ) suggests that this does'nt sound too bad really.
He says Maybe not but it gets really sore when masturbating